May 18, 2010
*Waves* Hi everyone. Welcome to Day 1 of JoJo's 30 Day Birthday Bash. Today we have someone special to kick off the celebration. Say hello to the wonderful...but naughty Sex Witch, Laura Stamps.
**Warning....what you are about to read may corrupt you. If you easily embarrass, or easily blush you may want to back away now. If you are as twisted as the rest of us....well then....welcome home!
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes, I'm married to an Alpha (Wes). He’s five years older than I am, so I try very hard NOT to kill him with too much sex. Kinda. Maybe. Oh, well...
2) What was your dream growing up?
To run my own business, which I have always done, first as a painter and now as a novelist and the owner of Kittyfeather Press.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
None, but Wes wishes I had a better sense of direction. I only had to visit him twice when he was in the hospital for his heart thing a few years ago (no, that heart episode was NOT my fault!...why does everyone look immediately at me every time he talks about it? *lol). Anyway the hospital is about 10 minutes from my house. I got lost both times. What can I say? The good thing about people like me is we're used to being lost, so we never stress over it. Wes does all my stressing for me. Needless to say, I'm not allowed to drive out of town because he knows he’ll never see me again. Or he’ll never survive the stress attack it would give him. Probably both. *wicked grin*
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Water. I quit drinking alcoholic beverages 29 years ago. Not that it’s helped my terrible sense of direction, but….
5) Favorite vegetable?
That’s easy. Black olives. Hey, that’s a vegetable, right? Or is it a fruit? Hmm. Tricky little things, aren’t they?
6) What was the last book you read?
I read erotica and nonfiction sex books. At the moment I'm reading Supersex by Trace Cox. Damn, this is a good book! In fact I noticed last night it's starting to come apart at the spine. Hey, not my fault the awesome sex pics in it make me horny, ya know?
7) What zodiac sign are you?
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No tats (I’m not into chemicals on my skin...yuck!). But my ears are pierced. Speaking of that, I just found out one of my fans is dating a yummy motorcycle guy with long hair. And his dick is pierced. Wow. I’ve had a hard time concentrating on much of anything else since I heard that. * lusty grin*
9) Worst Habit?
Wanting to jump Wes's bones 24/7. He thinks that’s my worst habit. Of course, I disagree.
10) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Total optimist. And why not? I obsess every day about how much I love sex. Yup, my life is one big happy meal. ;)
11) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
What an insane question to ask!!! You know I’m an exhibitionist and have a bad habit of jumping Wes in elevators. Since I’m married, if I were stuck in an elevator with a yummy guy I would probably ogle his body and end up fixating on his crotch. Well, you asked!
12) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have never taken a writing course in my life. That’s right. I majored in studio art in college and became a professional artist (painter). Then when I turned thirty I changed my career and became a writer. So I’m self-taught. Yet I have published over 45 books in the last 23 years with numerous publishers, won lots of prestigious writing awards, including a "Pulitzer Prize" nomination and seven "Pushcart Award" nominations. No kidding. Hey, I can be serious. Sometimes.
13) Do you have any pets?
Yes, nine cats. I have been in feral cat rescue for 30+ years
14) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I think they’re boring.
15) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Nothing. I like the way I look at 53, and I always feel like I’m 18, so being delusional definitely has its advantages. I’m very healthy, love to work out, jog 5-6 miles every week, eat organic vegetarian, have lots of energy, and my body is a roaring sex machine. What’s not to like?
16) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
You have to ask?!!
17) What color eyes do you have?
18) Ever been arrested?
Nah. Although cops and big black trucks have really been turning me on lately for some bizarre reason. But digress…
19) Bottle or can soda?
20) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
10% of my monthly income goes to cat rescue charities every month, so that’s where 10% of it would go.
21) Favorite band to listen to when you’re mad?
I rarely get mad, and if I do it’s always Wes's fault (yes, he'll agree with that), so my fav music is heavy metal rock with a great dance beat. Music that makes me wanna fuck. That would be Journey with Steve Perry (Girl Can't Help It), Def Leppard (Pour a Little Sugar on Me, Rock of Ages), Aerosmith (Walk with Me, Back in the Saddle, etc.), Foreigner (Hot Blooded, Urgent). You get the picture. *sex-obsessed grin*
22) What’s your favorite place to hang out at?
The lingerie department at Dillard’s. I’m sooooooo addicted to their sexy lingerie. If it’s black or leopard-print, I WANT it! *wicked grin*
23) Do you believe in ghosts?
I’m a psychic. I’ve talked with spirits all my life. In fact there are four in my office right now. Seriously. Hi, guys!
24) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
You have to ASK?!
25) Do you swear a lot?
All the time. Fuck is my fav verb (fuck, fucking, to be fucked). Cock, dick, cunt, pussy are some of my fav nouns. I'm crazy about damn and damnation. I have an incredibly trashy mouth. But as my neighbor says (who also has a trashy mouth) it makes talking more fun. True.
26) Biggest pet peeve?
Having to chase Wes for sex every day. I would love to be chased for a change. Of course, I wouldn’t run if that happened, so technically I can’t be chased. I guess. Oh, well…
27) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
OVERSEXED and HAWT!!!! Wait, that's two words. Sorry.
28) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Absolutely. I am very romantic (when I’m not being a shameless flirt and tease). What a fun life I have, ya know?!
29) Do you believe in God?
And Gods. And Goddesses. I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch (just a fancy name for a SexWitch). Enough said. *grin*
30) What is your fav body part on a man?
Thanks for asking. I’m crazy about their dangly parts and love to worship at the "Altar of the Cock." Hard or soft (sigh), I just LOVE them...yummmmmm!
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