Day #1 Birthday Bash with The Magickal SexWitch
May 18, 2010
*Waves* Hi everyone. Welcome to Day 1 of JoJo's 30 Day Birthday Bash. Today we have someone special to kick off the celebration. Say hello to the wonderful...but naughty Sex Witch, Laura Stamps.
**Warning....what you are about to read may corrupt you. If you easily embarrass, or easily blush you may want to back away now. If you are as twisted as the rest of us....well then....welcome home!
Naughty Meme with Paranormal Erotica Novelist Laura Stamps
Yes, this is her awesome offical Author pic!
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Yes, I'm married to an Alpha (Wes). He’s five years older than I am, so I try very hard NOT to kill him with too much sex. Kinda. Maybe. Oh, well...
2) What was your dream growing up?
To run my own business, which I have always done, first as a painter and now as a novelist and the owner of Kittyfeather Press.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
None, but Wes wishes I had a better sense of direction. I only had to visit him twice when he was in the hospital for his heart thing a few years ago (no, that heart episode was NOT my fault!...why does everyone look immediately at me every time he talks about it? *lol). Anyway the hospital is about 10 minutes from my house. I got lost both times. What can I say? The good thing about people like me is we're used to being lost, so we never stress over it. Wes does all my stressing for me. Needless to say, I'm not allowed to drive out of town because he knows he’ll never see me again. Or he’ll never survive the stress attack it would give him. Probably both. *wicked grin*
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
Water. I quit drinking alcoholic beverages 29 years ago. Not that it’s helped my terrible sense of direction, but….
5) Favorite vegetable?
That’s easy. Black olives. Hey, that’s a vegetable, right? Or is it a fruit? Hmm. Tricky little things, aren’t they?
6) What was the last book you read?
I read erotica and nonfiction sex books. At the moment I'm reading Supersex by Trace Cox. Damn, this is a good book! In fact I noticed last night it's starting to come apart at the spine. Hey, not my fault the awesome sex pics in it make me horny, ya know?
7) What zodiac sign are you?
Aries
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
No tats (I’m not into chemicals on my skin...yuck!). But my ears are pierced. Speaking of that, I just found out one of my fans is dating a yummy motorcycle guy with long hair. And his dick is pierced. Wow. I’ve had a hard time concentrating on much of anything else since I heard that. * lusty grin*
9) Worst Habit?
Wanting to jump Wes's bones 24/7. He thinks that’s my worst habit. Of course, I disagree.
10) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
Total optimist. And why not? I obsess every day about how much I love sex. Yup, my life is one big happy meal. ;)
11) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
What an insane question to ask!!! You know I’m an exhibitionist and have a bad habit of jumping Wes in elevators. Since I’m married, if I were stuck in an elevator with a yummy guy I would probably ogle his body and end up fixating on his crotch. Well, you asked!
12) Tell me one weird fact about you.
I have never taken a writing course in my life. That’s right. I majored in studio art in college and became a professional artist (painter). Then when I turned thirty I changed my career and became a writer. So I’m self-taught. Yet I have published over 45 books in the last 23 years with numerous publishers, won lots of prestigious writing awards, including a "Pulitzer Prize" nomination and seven "Pushcart Award" nominations. No kidding. Hey, I can be serious. Sometimes.
13) Do you have any pets?
Yes, nine cats. I have been in feral cat rescue for 30+ years
14) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
I think they’re boring.
15) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Nothing. I like the way I look at 53, and I always feel like I’m 18, so being delusional definitely has its advantages. I’m very healthy, love to work out, jog 5-6 miles every week, eat organic vegetarian, have lots of energy, and my body is a roaring sex machine. What’s not to like?
16) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
You have to ask?!!
17) What color eyes do you have?
Hazel
18) Ever been arrested?
Nah. Although cops and big black trucks have really been turning me on lately for some bizarre reason. But digress…
19) Bottle or can soda?
Yuck….chemicals!
20) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
10% of my monthly income goes to cat rescue charities every month, so that’s where 10% of it would go.
21) Favorite band to listen to when you’re mad?
I rarely get mad, and if I do it’s always Wes's fault (yes, he'll agree with that), so my fav music is heavy metal rock with a great dance beat. Music that makes me wanna fuck. That would be Journey with Steve Perry (Girl Can't Help It), Def Leppard (Pour a Little Sugar on Me, Rock of Ages), Aerosmith (Walk with Me, Back in the Saddle, etc.), Foreigner (Hot Blooded, Urgent). You get the picture. *sex-obsessed grin*
22) What’s your favorite place to hang out at?
The lingerie department at Dillard’s. I’m sooooooo addicted to their sexy lingerie. If it’s black or leopard-print, I WANT it! *wicked grin*
23) Do you believe in ghosts?
I’m a psychic. I’ve talked with spirits all my life. In fact there are four in my office right now. Seriously. Hi, guys!
24) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
You have to ASK?!
25) Do you swear a lot?
All the time. Fuck is my fav verb (fuck, fucking, to be fucked). Cock, dick, cunt, pussy are some of my fav nouns. I'm crazy about damn and damnation. I have an incredibly trashy mouth. But as my neighbor says (who also has a trashy mouth) it makes talking more fun. True.
26) Biggest pet peeve?
Having to chase Wes for sex every day. I would love to be chased for a change. Of course, I wouldn’t run if that happened, so technically I can’t be chased. I guess. Oh, well…
27) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
OVERSEXED and HAWT!!!! Wait, that's two words. Sorry.
28) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
Absolutely. I am very romantic (when I’m not being a shameless flirt and tease). What a fun life I have, ya know?!
29) Do you believe in God?
And Gods. And Goddesses. I’m a Wiccan Faery Witch (just a fancy name for a SexWitch). Enough said. *grin*
30) What is your fav body part on a man?
Thanks for asking. I’m crazy about their dangly parts and love to worship at the "Altar of the Cock." Hard or soft (sigh), I just LOVE them...yummmmmm!
Author Info:
Laura Stamps
The Magickal SexWitch
Author of Paranormal Erotica & Romance Novels
(HOT Vampires, Shapeshifters, Witches)
laurastamps@mindspring.com
To see all my novel series:
http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com
My verrrrry naughty blog:
http://www.LauraStamps.com
My “Laura Stamps” Fan Page at Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/sexwitch
Follow me on Twitter at:
http://twitter.com/sexwitch
OMG was that not fun!!!!
Thank you so much for stopping by today Laura. You know you ROCK!!
But dont go away yet, Laura is going to be dropping by through out the day to chat with everyone. She has also told me that you all can ask her ANYTHING. Yep thats right. anything!!!
Lets see how interesting we can make the conversation today!
*wiggles brows*
Laura is also generously giving away the first 3 installments(e-book) of her new novel
A Vampire Kiss
to one lucky commentor.
So Go ahead, start chatting away!!!
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Must leave a comment, and please include
an e-mail address so the winner can be contacted)
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37 Hottie Follwers Thoughts:
Happy B day Jojo.
Great interview. My bday is the 15th but we won't discuss my age. Let's just say it ain't 30.
Laura is a trip. I can be having the worst day but her tweets crack me up and break me out of my mood. Well, more like she shocks me out of my mood. lmao
What a fun interview. Based on that I'm betting Laura's books are REALLY hot. The kind that my husband might blush at ;). Sounds like fun to me.
Hey, how did you give up alcohol? I just love my red wine, but do try to limit myself to 3 drinks a week.
vsloboda@gmail.com
Wow, that was something XD, no but really it was fun to read.
OMG she is 53 O.o wow, she looks great for 53, i thought she was like 30 of something around there XD, but not 53.
greendaygirl2009@gmail.com
Thank you so much for helping me celebrate my Birthday, and for the freakin awesome interview my Naughty SexWitch!
Tori aka- thank you and happy birthdya eraly to you too!! And i know, she so puts a smile on my face everytime i talk/tweet with her too!
Victoria_ oh you are so gonna love her "A Vampire Kiss" so yummie!!!
Emmagan- doesn't she look great for 53! I would have never thought!
Thanks so much everyone for stopping by and helping me celebrate my Birthday Early!!!
JoJo
Happy soon-to-be 30, JoJo! :)
Hello, SexWitch
I'm glad you gave an interview, cause I've been dying to know about you and witchcraft. How did you find your way into it and do you have any suggested resources for those curious about the craft?
Please don't enter me into the giveaway. I've already gotten a jump start on A Vampire Kiss.
Happy Birthday, first.
(Oh, to be 30 again...)
Love the pic Laura!! Sexy wexy!!!
Thank you for entry.
freda.mans[at]sympatico.ca
Happy Birthday!!!
Definitely a fun interview to read and I loved the author pic!
lilazncutie1215 @ yahoo.com
I'm here! I'm here! Jojo knows I work until 4:00am every morning, get up at noon, and then get online at 4:30pm. Yeah, I not only write HAWT vamp sex, I keep vamp hours. Oh, and I boink Wes as often as possible (of course *duh*). Can't forget the important stuff, right?! *sex-obsessed grin*
@Tori, you crack me up, gf!!! Yeah, I know I've shocked you on Twitter a few times (okay, more than a few). But like I always say, I'm totally cool with you living naughtily through me. lol
@Victoria, fab to meet you! What can I say? I'm a health nut. Our livers are not equipped to digest alcohol well. So I try to be good to my bod cause....well....how am I gonna keep my harem of men happy if I'm not in shape and verrrrrry limber, ya know? *kinky grin*
@Emmagan, thx for the compliment! Most people think I'm mid to late 30s. Of course I'm totally delusional and act, think, talk, and boink like I'm 18. No wonder all my local buds are 20-23...we have the same high energy level. Drives my husband Wes NUTS. But who listens to him anyway? Not me. Duh! lmao
Happy B-day JoJo only 30? youre still just a baby...and yes Laura's books are hot! LOL She makes my hubby very nervous...
@Reena, big wave, gf! Thanks for the awesome tweet at Twitter too! If you have been to my vamp site (http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com) you will see a button at the top called "Interviews." I do several every week for different review blogs, and try to keep a bunch there at the site for people interested in my answers to their book, sex, and Witch questions. ;)
I am actually a HP (High Priestess) of the Goddess Bast and have several apprentices across the country I teach Wicca 101 to. When they first start with me I always suggest they read my "The Witchery Series" trilogy. I wrote those novels to show people what Pagans are really like today, since there are so many false rumors out there about us. Wicca is basically a peaceful feminist nature religion. So that trilogy is full of real chants, spells, and rituals that readers can use in their own lives to bring financial prosperity, health, etc., into their lives. Of course there is also romance and hot sex in the last two. And all 3 of them are very empowering for women.
You can buy signed copies of this trilogy at the vamp site I mentioned above. The info is in the sidebar on the homepage (right side). I sign those copies and write verrrrrry naughty personalizations in them that make my fans laugh like crazy. Hey, not my fault! I do all my thinking below the waist, so.... lol
To answer you other question, I'm a very customer-driven novelist. As you know, I network closely with my readers/fans every day, listen to what they want in a HAWT erotica novel, and give it to them. In the early 90s my novels were selling well to the feminist market. Turns out most of the feminists buying them were Pagans. I was shocked. I looked into Witchcraft and Wicca, loved it, and became Pagan. So I have my readers to thank for my change in religion. Really! ;)
@Carol!!! *jumps up and down* Awesome to see you here, gf!! Yeah, I make her hubby David verrrry nervous. I even met David and Carol in person last month when they were coming through the Southeast on vacation. I heard David was on very good behavior that day. Or he was scared shitless I was gonna embarress him in public. Yeah, that was it. *falls over laughing*
@fredamans & @jeanette8042, fab to meet you! Glad you enjoyed my interview and thanks for the compliments on my pics! You can imagine I have a bunch of them, exhibitionist that I am. You can see more lingerie pics on my Facebook page and at the site for my naughty blog (http://www.LauraStamps.com). Looooove my trashy lingerie!
Happy Birthday Jojo!!!
Hey Laura , loved your interview , it was hilarious , you had me laughing so much. How do you maintain your optimism?
@Nastassia, wonderful to meet you! I'm glad you loved the interview. How do I remain positive? Being delusional helps a LOT. Plus, I'm a simple slut. I'm a Wiccan Faery Witch (just a fancy name for a SexWitch). So my two goals in life are to have as much fun and sex as I possibly can. So far so good. A biz blog interviewed me a few months ago, and he said he noticed if people don't groove on me I just ignore them and go my happy way. That's basically true. You can't make everyone happy. So just be yourself (in my case, my "slutty" self), do your thing, and hang with the people who groove on you and what you do.
Of course, that doesn't mean my outlook on life hasn't been put to the test. Oh, yeah. Like recently (argh!). In March I got rid of my shitty agent who almost destroyed my career. I still have a few loose ends to tie up with him (like the shitty publisher he signed me with...thank the Goddess I have more than one publisher!), but I hope to do that soon. I should mention the shitty agent and publisher are Alphas. Like my husband Wes who has been in the doghouse with me a LOT this year too. So you could say I'm doing some Alpha housecleaning at the moment. lmao!
In fact if you read my naughty blog you'll find I'm FINISHED with Alpha men this year. Yes, I am! Hey, there's a reason none of the sexy heroes in my novels are Alphas. They are NOT romantic people. Duh.
Anyway, being a Beta, I've always found Alpha men entertaining, not to mention they make me wet on sight. But they're such arrogant clueless assholes I'm tired of them walking all over me just cause I'm a happy, easy Beta slut. So several of my Alpha women friends are teaching me how to be bitchier. Damn, that's hard for me! But I'm trying. Really, I am. Every time I see an Alpha I still get that instant panty-melt, and then I have to say, "Down, Tiger!" to everything below my waist or I'll end up purrrring and following the guy home. Oh, well. So just think of me as a "bitch-in-training" right now. Okay, some days I'm better at it than others. Kinda. Maybe. Not. lmao!
Happy b-day, Jojo!!!
Great interview, Sexwitch! Love the optimism! And the honesty!!! Your always fun to follow and see what you have to say!
Great interview and Happy Birthday JoJo. I'm an aries, too.
marlenebreakfield(at)yahoo(dot)com
@Lanae, awesome to see you here, gf! Thx! I'm glad you enjoyed the interview. Have you ever seen that quote they from me at Goodreads? It says, "I was born without a filter on my mouth." One of my fans got it from my naughty blog posts. Kinda says it all about me, doesn't it? lmao!!
@mbreakfield, wonderful to meet you, Marlene! Love your kitty avatar too. I have been in feral cat rescue for 30+ years. Love the furbabies! Hey, us Aries gals gotta stick toegther, ya know? We tend to get into all kinds of trouble. Just saying... *wicked grin*
Thank you all so much for the early birthday wishes!!!!
I'm a Gemini myself...twin thing and all....even though im not a twin, but everyone thinks me and my sister are twins!
Laura...laura laura larua *giggles* You so know how to make a girl smile!
Thank you so much for being here today!
My pleasure, Jojo! I had a blast! *naughty grin*
Hey you sexy Be-atch! Love you Laura and don't need the chapters cause I've read them ALL...
Yummy Dray, want him!!!
Just giving blog love,
DL
Thx, Demon. Love you too, gf!! Muuuuaaahhhhh!!!
Yeah, my vamp Dray is sooooo HAWT! If you haven't met Dray dash over to my vamp site at http://www.avampskiss.blogspot.com and read the first chapter. Smokin'!!
Happy birthday JoJo! :) My birthday is May 22nd (this Saturday, Woot Woot!) so I know how exciting birthdays in May are...plus we are extra cute!
Laura, fabulous interview today! By the way, damnation is one of the best words out there! :) Plus it kind of sounds naughty and proper at the same time! hard to do!!!
rachie2004 @ yahoo (d0t) com
@rachieg, I agree! DAMNATION! is one of my fav things to say. Besides my fav verb (fuck), and then all those lovey four letter words for a man's dangly parts. Yummmm!
Wes is used to me talking like that. But what really makes him blush is when we're out and people ask what I do. I reply, "I write erotica." They smile and before they can answer I add, "Yeah, sex is my life." He just shakes his head.
Of course when one of his golf buds met me for the first time he just looked at me and then Wes and said, "No way!!" Then back at me. Wes grinned. Then he wrapped his arm around me and told the guy he had "hidden talents." I thought his bud was gonna choke when he said that. So I just made sure he did by purring and licking my lips. I know. I'm so baaaaaad! *falls over laughing*
Ok, so I did the math the other night after reading something you wrote somewhere. (Yeah, vague, sorry!) Anyways, I didn't really think you were that age. Holy Crap!!! You look frickin awesome!!!! Nice to see what a positive attitude can really do for a sex driven wench! (Can we say "MOTIVATION"!!!)
So, you are an exhibitionist. What about your hubby? Obviously he's ok with it, but does he join you? Do we ever get to see a pic of the Mr. Sexwitch? That is, before you sex the man to death!!! ;)
@Lanae, that is too funny! You did the math? Let me make it easy for you. 1957. Seven years later my libido kicked in and only gets more intense every year. Yeah, good motivation for sure. Not to mention I'm an organic vegetarian, work out every day, lift weights, and jog-5-6 miles every week. Like I said before, gotta stay limber for my harem of men. *falls over laughing* Actually, that's not a joke. Men come after me every week on the web, all ages, many in their early 20s. Have I mentioned I'm a cougar and proud of it? Purrrrrrrrrrrrr....! *sex-obsessed grin*
Yes, I am an exhibitionist. I think it comes with the libido. I'm also a voyeur. My tomcat dad was both too.
No, Wes is not a kinky guy. Vanilla all the way. BUT I have gotten him into one exhibitionist situation after another, so he just kinda goes with the flow now. Grumbles, but lets me play. No pics of Wes on the web. He likes to pretend he isn't married to me. It's his fav delusion. *lmao* Plus, the man hates computers, so there will never be a time when anyone will see Mr. SexWitch. Maybe my next husband won't be so camera shy? I do know one thing, he will be young and frisky. Alrightyyyyy! *lusty grin*
Hey, have you read the meme on my naughty blog right now? It's the one that went up last week about my sex life and how Wes and I met. It will change in about 4 hours at 6:00am today. So if you look at the bottom of the homepage you will find it in the list. http://www.LauraStamps.com That will tell you all about Wes, and why he is so tortured being married to a kinky wench with the energy level of an 18-year old. lmao!
Okay, the sexy people are here now and you can start the party, LOL
you are having too much fun!
DemonLover
xoxo
Can honestly say, never ever read an interview quite like this before... Definitely one of a kind, lol! Great interview Jo and Laura! Hope you have an awesome birthday bash month, JO!!!
V
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Happy Birthday! I love that you are celebrating with your bloggers. :)
manna_greene@yahoo.com
I have never read an interview that was as funny as this one.
Thanks so much for it.
jellybelly82158 at gmail dot com
What a great interview, haha!
Please sign me up.
lucybeugelingramos@gmail.com
Sounds likea intrestign author. great interview
elizabethcerna2011@gmail.com
woah nine cats! and no writing course!!
wow!
and lol at thinking clowns are boring ahhahahaa
oh enter me btw :D
feeyonachan at gmail dot com
So I read this knowing nothing about the author. My mom is sitting next to me giving me weird looks because I keep laughing or dropping my jaw! Awesome interview and I am now going to sign up to follow her on twitter and look around for her books.
"crazy about dangly parts"
I'm still laughing.
Yesenia, Silly Little Game
yeseniah23@gmail.com
Laura's interviews are always so entertaining and she writes a very hot blog.
ainfinger@comcast.net
Happy Belated Birthday, JoJo!
What a fun post; I enjoyed reading it!
Thanks,
Tracey D
booklover0226 at gmail dot com
Would love to be added to the contest.
beckerjo@verizon.net
I would love to be added to the contest. Really enjoyed reading the interview. Made me laugh (not good to read during class, but oh well) :)
Ddoogg04@aol.com
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